The New Orleans Pelicans’ King Cake Baby Mascot Is The Worst Thing On Earth
The New Orleans Pelicans are known for two things: having Anthony Davis on their team while being completely irrelevant and making horrible decisions with their mascots.
Say hello to the creepiest mascot in sports history, King Cake Baby.
First of all, I don’t want anyone delivering a king cake to my front door because they’re garbage. If you enjoy eating king cake, then you’ve obviously never in your life had a legitimate piece of cake.
Oh, and did you hear the guy when he opens the door say “what a day”? What did this guy get into earlier? It was barely past noon in New Orleans.
Second of all, look at this thing. Imagine opening your front door and that man-baby is staring at you trying to hand you a box of horrible cake. The person filming makes the situation better obviously and you’d probably soon realize you aren’t about to be murdered by a person dressed up as a baby, but damn.
Let’s also not forget about the Pelicans’ first mascot, the most horrifying bird to ever step on the hardwood.
Hey, the Pelicans have us talking about them. Not about them posting a 14–23 record this season, instead they’re ruining our days with mascots.
