Johnny Gaudreau Sacrifices His Crotch For Golf Shot, Comes Out Alive
Why do we find it amusing when a golfer hits a tee shot from a guy’s junk?
Johnny Gaudreau, or if you want to call him by his real name Johnny Hockey, was hosting his annual Johnny Hockey Scholarship Golf Tournament in New Jersey and decided to stick a slightly oversized golf tee between his legs for Trevor Consavage, a professional trick-shotter (yep, apparently that’s a job) to hit a tee shot.
First of all, the tee is like 6-feet tall. If Johnny really wanted to mess around, he would’ve cut the thing in half. But then again, Trevor does not make perfect contact with the ball, he misses low by a few centimeters without a doubt.
Now that you’ve seen your 800th video of someone doing this, I ask this question. Why?
Obviously Johnny is doing it for the ‘Gram, but you see randoms doing this stunt all the time and it ends up horribly more often than not. Sure, if you’re about 18 beers deep, your brain shuts off and this sounds like a great idea, but damn.
I’ve played golf for 20+ years, both sober and with alcohol in my system and I have NEVER thought of doing absolutely anything like this in my entire life. Nobody I know has ever done anything like this either. Maybe I’m hanging out with smart people?
The next question is would you rather have someone hit a tee-shot off your crotch or with a tee from your mouth?
