A Nude Cleaning Company In London Is Popping Off, Because Of Course
Naturist Cleaners (nice name by the way) is a cleaning company based out of London that hires girls to go to random people’s houses to clean in the nude.
No seriously, check it out. This via The Sun:
A CLEANING company offering women £45 an hour to tidy houses in the nude have been inundated with job applications.
London-based Naturist Cleaners is recruiting female staff “of all ages and figures” to clean private houses across the UK while wearing just slippers and gloves.
And they’ve had huge success in South Wales — with over 50 women applying.
A spokesman said: “We’ve had a great response in Swansea and South Wales.
“Lots of people are initially attracted to the excellent pay. It’s also hard to say how many hours they will work, as it is completely dependent on the demand and the flexibility of the cleaners.”
That quote from the spokesman is gold. “It’s hard to say how many hours they will work” and the noteworthy words “demand” and “flexibility” thrown in there. This spokesman knows what he’s doing.
I guess they’re not wrong in saying that one person’s place may take longer to clean than another.
The job ad reads: “The job will require doing all general cleaning like dusting, tidying up, vacuuming, watering plants, making beds, using the washing machine, ironing clothes and cleaning windows.”
Clients — the majority of whom are nudists, according to the agency — are charged £65 for the first hour and £55 for each hour after, and must agree to a strict “no touch” and no pictures or video policy.
Sorry, but if you are someone applying for a job to go clean a dude’s place completely naked in the year 2017 you need to expect your picture or video being taken more often than not. There are cameras out there the size of a pin-head.
And sure, you’re all thinking this could be a front for prostitution and that thought immediately crossed my mind as well. Who knows.