A Gun Fell Out Of An Alabama Fan’s Butt While Getting Arrested
Yes, that headline is accurate.
Jesse O’Neal Roberts’ had himself one hell of a Monday night.
According to the Limestone County Sheriff, the festivities began when the 23-year-old drove his truck into a ditch. He was obviously not seriously injured because moments later he was caught snooping around a person’s garage and it being the middle of absolutely no where Alabama the person grabbed a gun and detained him at gunpoint until the cops arrived.
Roberts was then arrested and taken to jail and that is where the real fun started.
Here is how officials described the situation in an official statement:
“After arriving at the jail, corrections officers observed Roberts appeared to be walking strangely. At one point while being searched, Roberts stumbled and a pistol fell from his body cavity.”
It gets better. This is an actual quote in the statement from a corrections officer:
“I immediately considered that he defecated on himself before noticing a familiar shape in the form of a pistol in his boxers.”
That’s some shit you would hear a guard on Orange Is The New Black say or something. It literally sounds like a television scene. Also, this all means this man had ridden in the back of the cop car with a gun shoved up his ass. It’s not like he was arrested and 10 seconds later the gun fell out.
The Sheriff came in with a real zinger about the situation saying “it happens.” This seems like one hell of a sheriff’s office, if we’re being honest.
And no, the gun which was identified as a Jimenez .380, wasn’t loaded. I’m going to assume he had a darker finish on the gun.
And yes, Roberts is definitely an Alabama fan, just check out this classy Facebook post from him.
Roll Tide.
[h/t New York Post]
